Sex and the City‘s beloved Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall) is a self-professed try-sexual. She’ll try anything once.
Over the course of the HBO comedy’s six-season run, Samantha embraces every hookup Manhattan (and Suffern) has to offer. The publicist’s voracious sexual appetite leads her to some very interesting experiences. From that operatic orgasm, courtesy of Viagra, to that baby talk-loving guy, Samantha’s sex life is never dull.
Honestly, we’d love an oral history of Samantha’s wild sex scenes from Sex and the City. Seriously, who came up with having sex in a chair that’s on top of the bed? Talk about getting creative.
While we love Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Miranda (Cynthia Nixon), and Charlotte (Kristin Davis), the ultra-fabulous Samantha really personified Sex and the City. Since the show has a permanent place in the zeitgeist, Swooon has ranked Samantha’s eight wildest sex scenes from Sex and the City.
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8. Samantha's Arresting Hookup
In the grand scheme of Samantha Jones’ sexual history, her partner getting arrested in the middle of their tryst isn’t that surprising. In fact, what’s shocking is that it didn’t happen sooner. Samantha’s having sex with one of the hot finance guys in her building, only for the police to show up looking to take the guy to jail for insider trading. Let’s just say that guy probably didn’t get off—on those charges.
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7. Carrie Catches Samantha Receiving a Package
The wildest part of this hookup is Carrie’s reaction to Samantha giving Joe from Worldwide Express a blowjob in her office. Carrie acts like she’s never seen a sexual act before, and this is the woman who writes a sex column! Carrie’s underhanded slut-shaming is one of her lowest moments as a friend, but Samantha stands her ground. Listen, Carrie should have knocked!
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6. Samantha Endures Baby Talk
A baby talk fetish from a full-grown man? The biggest red flag. Samantha tries to salvage this hookup and even compromises with him by telling him that he can call her boobs “titty-witties,” but the guy pouts and leaves. Straight to daycare he goes!
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5. Samantha Turns Up the Heat in the Firehouse
Kudos to Samantha for making the most out of limited space. She shows up at the firehouse looking for some fun with an uber-hot fireman. They have sex on the fire truck, seemingly without any problems! This blazing hot night of sex could have gone on longer, if an actual fire didn’t cut their rendezvous short.
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4. Samantha's Rendezvous with Viagra
Samantha literally enters a new galaxy when her doctor hookup offers her Viagra. Her climax could likely be heard in Brooklyn. Her operatic orgasm is the best and most addictive high for Samantha. Does someone have the Metropolitan Opera on standby? If they need an alternate, Samantha Jones could be their girl.
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3. Samantha & Farmer Luke's Hay-kup
What’s truly crazy about this tryst is that Carrie convinces Samantha to leave Manhattan for the country. While Carrie is juggling Aidan (John Corbett) and Big (Chris Noth), Samantha is getting it on with local Farmer Luke. Samantha? Having sex in a barn? Surrounded by hay? You have to see it to believe it.
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2. Samantha's Wrestling Hookup
No one can ever say Samantha doesn’t commit to the bit. Her Season 4 hookup on the wrestling mat shows off her ridiculous flexibility and just how far she’ll go for an orgasm. Samantha and her wrestling sex buddy are all over the mat in a true showcase of sexual skill. Talk about a cardio workout.
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1. Samantha & Smith's Sex Marathon
Samantha Jones is a woman who knows what she wants. And from the moment she stepped into Raw, she wanted Jerry “Smith” Jerrod (Jason Lewis). After battling it out with a customer via “raw” foods over who gets to go home with Smith, Samantha partakes in a triathlon of sex that includes cramp-inducing positions, a window hookup, and chair sex on top of the bed. The logistics of the chair sex alone! (What a firm mattress!) Smith truly matches Samantha’s freak in every way.